The Other Reason I Married Him

"I think that my least favorite phonetically spelled name -"

"Wait! You have one of those?!"

"Helloooo, yes! Have we met?"

"Of course, what was I thinking?"

"ANYWAY, my least favorite phonetically spelled name is Dante, spelled D-o-n-t-a-y."

"Oh! Yeah. That's a bad one! Mine is probably Duane spelled with the D first and then the Wayne afterwards."

"Yeah. Is that pronounced Dee-wayne or Doo-wayne?"


This conversation was updated this morning when I discovered Antwanette.